I've been Bowieless for several years since I gave my only one as a Christmas present. I just got back from mailing a money order to pay for a brand new Bear MGC just like the one pictured. $77 plus $7.95 S&H seems more than reasonable to me.
And as for big, I'm 6-3 and weigh 257 as of this morning. And ugly? Can you beat this?
And, yes, I was shirtless when I tookthat photo. Whatever elseless I might have been is my business.