"Basketball"
Basketball is the only sport I can think of that I dislike more than hockey...I know, no one asked
me, but I think I finally figured out why.It seems the players are all at least a foot taller than they
used to be; I mean shouldn't they have to throw the ball up to put it in the net? These people
are always 3 ft higher than the goal, and throw it DOWN to score.Maybe if they raised the net
3 or 4 ft higher, it would make the game more interesting. Just sayin'...
Oh! And hockey games to me, are a bunch of guys waving crooked sticks all over the place. I have yet to see that little puck thing they're all trying to hit... the fights are at least
something to break the monotony...Tennis? About as exciting as watching two banks merge...
QFTD "When a government robs Peter to pay Paul, it
can always count on Paul's support...George Bernard Shaw
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