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"Truckin' Story"
Back in the 70's I was hauling a load of steel out of Tulsa to Houston.Got loaded late, so it was
about 3am when I went through a little town called Ada.At the main stop light was a man waving a flashlight for me to stop.I noticed there were several elephants crossing the road, figured they were taking them to water or something..circus in town. He stopped the procession so I could go on....met another truck about a mile out of town, and gave him a shout..."Hey, northbound, you might want to take it easy goin' into town, there's a bunch of elephants crossing the road," He came back with,"Man, you got some better stuff than I got, and I'm runnin' low."Would've liked to have seen his face when he saw those critters! __________________ I once complained about having no shoes, until I met a man who had no...guitar Last edited by T.WOLFE; 02-21-2019 at 01:52 PM. |
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Driving through Alabama with my Dad and we saw a dead chicken on the road. Didn't think much of it. About a mile later, we see another dead chicken. Mile later, another chicken. My Dad says, "They must raise a lot of chickens around here if they're wandering out to the highway and getting run over." This continues for a ways until we were about to pass a truck and suddenly a chicken came flying out of the back of the truck and smacked into our car. Turned out that there was a little door left open on the back of the truck - I guess for ventilation - and the chickens inside must have gotten loose. About every mile, one popped out of the door and became roadkill.
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