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Old 02-10-2006, 05:30 PM
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jclarksnakes Great Post

Mr. Snakes hilarious post int the build an EDC thread made me think of this bit of wisdom someone sent me.....

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.


You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.


On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that many women are impossible to please no matter how good the man is.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.







A new Wives Store from the same company was opened just across the street.

It, too, has six floors.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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Old 02-10-2006, 05:52 PM
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Tuner, I'm betting this is an old joke, but I never heard it, and besides if I did, I wouldn't remember it for more than a day or two.

So thanks for the laugh!

By the way, do these stores have escalators, elevators or both?

Cheers!

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Old 02-10-2006, 06:19 PM
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David,

If you need an escalator or elevator to get up to the second floor...well then you probably won't be able to take advantage of what's there :l !!!! (Sorry David, I just couldn't resist)


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Old 02-10-2006, 06:22 PM
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Old 02-13-2006, 08:45 PM
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Funny stuff Tune! But now I'm itchin' to know what is on the 3rd to 6th floors?


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Old 02-13-2006, 10:56 PM
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That's an oldie! Reminds me of an old poem:

I finally found the perfect girl
It sure was quite a chore
She's deaf, dumb, blind
and over-sexed
And owns a liquor store!


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Old 02-14-2006, 08:15 AM
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Ahem.
I can tell you gentlemen that here on the 6th floor, all of the ladies collect Randalls.
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Old 02-22-2006, 01:04 PM
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....If I show this thread to Mrsjclarksnakes she will probably not let me go shopping. Men and women really are VERY different.
Life is good!
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Old 03-10-2006, 01:21 AM
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....If I show this thread to Mrsjclarksnakes she will probably not let me go shopping. Men and women really are VERY different.
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Jeff, are you insinuating that you go shopping with your wife

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You Sir, are a better man than I

Women shop really differant
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:24 AM
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....Glad to see you back with us. Shopping with Mrsjclarksnakes is a great way to gather amusing anecdotes to entertain my pals. Well at least they seem amusing to me????
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Old 03-10-2006, 04:32 AM
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Rael's once asked if an item of clothing made her butt look big

I very prudently tld her that her butt is tiny and it's just the clothes

Rael's is a small size anyways but man you have to look out

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Old 03-10-2006, 12:46 PM
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A couple of days ago, my wife and I are watching TV and there's a commercial break. We chat for a few seconds and I look back at the TV. There's a beach scene with the camera panned on the rear end of bikini clad girl that looked pretty good to me. Always needing to make points I say "hey, that reminds me of your rear end"! The scene changes and now you're looking at an identical girl's rear end in the same scene except skinnier! Turns out the commercial was for some kind of a weight loss program! I'm still digging my way out of that hole!
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