This one is for Sandy........

[Chuck Burrows]

Three mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'
One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 85 years old!'
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison --- 'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

[DC KNIVES]

Very funny Chuck. Sandy should love this one.Dave

[Crex]

Man Chuck, you nailed it! Got to share that one with Momma.

[Sandy Morrissey]

One of the sweet old gals (the one with her teeth in) was sorta cute! The other two sweeties were just run of the mill nursing home corridor wheel chair racers. I did leave the party early when I discovered they were only serving geritol!! Old but not dead!

[george]

Amen to that