Great Tag Lines

[birdog4]

A good friend will come bail you outta jail.
A close friend sets beside you and says"man! that was fun"

[rhrocker]

Sounds like: El morano mas trumpoldos se yevie el miez (but isn't spelled this way, sorry).

Translation: The hog with the biggest snoot gets the most corn.

[SharpByCoop]

" 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Coop

[jdlange]

"Human fingers.......when bitten off in a bar fight.......taste kind of like raw chcken"

"was that my outside voice?"......................."I didnt say that".........

Tai, hope the "not" smoking thing is going well, I have been clean for four days now and hope to make it to seven (I hear that is the lucky number), wish me luck.

[GHEzell]

A personal favorite...
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
Albert Einstein

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product."
Ferenc Mantfeld

last but not least...
"Build a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett

:cool:

[Sandy Morrissey]

"Where's the beef? ---Sandy---

[birdog4]

Forgive your enemies
Never forget their names.

[Gene Chapman]

"Never pet a dog named, Worms", by somebody.

[sdcb27]

Pain is only weakness leaving the body

[HellForged]

"Bladesmiths pound it harder and keep it hotter..."



"I'm a baaaaddd Man"

~Matthew

[McAhron]

"dont worry as long as your in pain your still alive" yours truly

[Frank J Warner]

I used to use this one 'til I got beat up about it a coupla times:

"There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror."
--W. Somerset Maugham

Now I use this one (in places other than CKD):

wild(at our first)beasts uttered human words
our second coming made stones sing like birds
but o the starhushed silence which our thirds
--e.e. cummings

-Frank J Warner

[SheepishLion]

About enemies:
"One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged."- Heinrich Heine

About life and silly people:
"It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion."- William Ralph Inge
"There's one born every minute."- P.T. Barnum

About alcohol and drinking buddies:
"Here's to alcoholic brotherhood. It being the most suitable for the frail human soul"- Jubal Harshaw, Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein

[Chuck Burrows]

"One of my ancestors was German and another was an Indian - so I keep getting these urges to get drunk and build a watch"
UB #2


"Man is not a reasonable animal rather he is a reasoning animal."
"Always store beer in a dark place"
Lazarus Long

[TexasJack]

A few favs:
"There's only two times I drink. When I'm thirsty, to cure it, and when I'm not, to prevent it." W.C. Fields

Yes, it's my pickup. No, I won't help you move.

I like you. It's the voices in my head that don't.

Marriage is not a word; It's a sentence.

(A true one from me to doctor) "The tablesaw was sharp; I wasn't"