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The Watering Hole Weekends, girlfriends or happenings ... no knife talk allowed! |
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Thanksgiving Sales Survival Tips:
10) Don?t wear anything you wouldn?t wear in a Mexican Mosh Pit
9) Keep hydrated ? passing out will not get you 30% off on pants 8) Taking your spouse/boyfriend is like taking a walking argument ? just don?t 7) Don?t tell your Liberal-Fur-Is-Murder-Almost-Socialist friends where your going, they will judge you 6) The early bird gets the 10% off worm ? wake up early, but not too early 5) The thing that separates us from the living dead is a shopping list 4) Kids and shopping go together like kids and an opened bottle of hydrochloric acid ? don?t take them 3) Style and pride can go to hell; get yourself a fanny pack 2) Bring a carefully selected like-minded friend less pretty than you 1) And finally ? stay home, get naked and buy online __________________ I cook with a flair for the dramatic, and depraved indifference to calories |
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All sound advice - well, at least #1 is pretty sound.
My first wife loved to go shopping on Black Friday. I didn't really mind except that she kept coming home afterward. __________________ God bless Texas! Now let's secede!! |
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I've been giving that a great deal of thought this year. My wife loves to shop, doesn't matter what day it is. Last year I gave a budget, it didn't work, she went over by 300%. This year I am thinking of telling her, "Honey we are the victims of identity theft, they should have it cleared up in 8 weeks. In the meantime here is some cash, it has to last until then". It would work except:
1. I have some steel and an etching system on order. 2. I have other stuff on order. 3. GUILT Next year I need to order everything so it arrives a little earlier. __________________ Hukk |
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