When I was a kid, some of the local guys were seining for minnows in the creek across the road from my house. The caught a huge snapper and one was holding it up by it's back feet so they could take a picture. The turtle took a bite out of the toe of the waders and almost managed to get the guy's big toe. He looked down at the turtle and said, "Well, at least I get the last laugh when I turn you into a pot of soup tonight!"
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God bless Texas! Now let's secede!!
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