The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2005 winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an #######.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance you perform just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Cheers!

Loosehead: He just ain't right! ;)

There's got to be a term for a dad that just spent five figures just to marry off his daughter! If you don't know how expense that is it's 25-30 Randall knives!!! :eek:

fluidballistics- the study of total velocity and trajectory of imbibed fluids passing through ones nasal cavity at an exponential rate after reading extremely funny posts...

thanks Moose... thanks allot... :rolleyes:

analrexia : The symptoms caused by using preperation H, when you don't need it.. :confused:
Hippoglycemia: The symptoms of when you need prep H, and don't have it :(
Androgenius: When you've finally figured out what sex you are in the womb. :rolleyes:
Testesterone: delusion of grandeur..if you know what I mean :D

#### Mossie, by the time I got to "foreploy" my kackle burst out spit all over my computer screen... 8o
too funny.

Oh man, I think you made a spelling mistake at the bottom. Shouldn't "loosehead" read "moosehead" ?
Have you heard of the new Viagra snuff that's available now ? It doesn't help at all, but at least it will give you some dirty thoughts.

Fartitude: For example: Do you have the intestinal fartitude to swim with rabbits?

The stomach gases to keep one afloat and the willpower to hold it in without propelling ones self at unsafe speeds across the beaver pond to escape their wrath.

Seussbrother :confused: