I was listening to a radio talk show the other day. Apparently, some yahoo in the insurance industry plugged all the accident data from the past few years into a computer and determined that Libras are the worst drivers in the world by a long shot!

That explains a great deal...

Now when my wife is digging her finger nails into the dash and pressing her feet against the floor like she's doing squats, I can say, "Blame it on the stars toots!"