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whv
04-09-2003, 03:45 PM
The River

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came
upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the
other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
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The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me
the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms
and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in
about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
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Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying,
"Please God, give me the strength ...and the tools to cross
this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to
row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing
the boat a couple of times.
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The third man had seen how this worked out for the other
two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give
me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence... to
cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred
yards, then walked across the bridge.

KnifeWife
04-12-2003, 10:43 PM
:D