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MongoForge
03-15-2003, 08:40 AM
Mommy Test



I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I asked her not to do that.



"Why?"



"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and

probably has germs."



At this point, she looked at me with total admiration

and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"



"Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, "Um, it's on the
mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy."



"Oh."



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. " I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you
flunk, you have to be the daddy."

Osprey Guy
03-15-2003, 01:02 PM
:p ;)


Dennis Greenbaum

Yeah Baby!:smokin

whv
03-20-2003, 08:22 PM
:lol