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MongoForge
02-18-2003, 01:07 PM
>> > Subject: the devil
> >
> > A few minutes before church services started, the townspeople
> > were sitting in their pews, talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
> > the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running
> > for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort
to
> > get away from evil incarnate.
> >
> > Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly
> > gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly
> > oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
> > presence.
> >
> > So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know
> > who I am?"
> >
> > The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
> >
> > "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
> >
> > "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
> >
> > "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
> >
> > "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even
> > tone.
> >
> > "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying,
> > AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
> >
> > "Yep," was the calm reply.
> >
> > "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
> >
> > "Nope," said the old man.
> >
> > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you
> > afraid of me?"
> >
> > The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48
years."
> >

Jamey Saunders
02-18-2003, 01:58 PM
:p :p :D :D

That joke gets funnier every time I hear it.