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02-10-2003, 05:29 PM
Traffic jam
> A State Farm Agent was on his way home from work in NY City, came to a
> halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
> usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back
> and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks,
> "Officer what's the hold up?"
> The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about all the
> New Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her
> motorcade in the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse
> herself
> in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running
> on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about the
> presidency in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."
> The State Farm Agent asks "Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
> The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
> siphoning."

Fox Creek
02-11-2003, 11:18 AM
:p :D :( :) :o :cool: :lol :lol