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KnifeWife
02-10-2003, 02:52 PM
Two Indians and a young man from Mississippi were walking in the woods, when all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "wooooo, wooooo, wooooo" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering."wooooo, wooooo, wooooo."

He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave!

The young man was puzzled and asked the other! Indian, "What was that all about? Was the other Indian crazy or what?" "No" said the Indian. It is our custom during the mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler "wooooo, wooooo, wooooo" into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl inside ready to mate !!

Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening and hollered, "wooooo, wooooo, wooooo" immediately, there was an answering!,"wooooo, ooooo, wooooo," from deep inside the cave.

He tore off his clothes and ran in!

The Mississippi boy wandered around the woods for a while. And then he came to a great big cave! As he looked in amazement at the size of the opening, he was thinking, "Oh man look at the size of this cave! it is much bigger than those the Indians found, there must be some really big fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "wooooo, wooooo, wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation...

And then he heard the answering call, "wooooooo! wooooooo! wooooooo!

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran!!!

The next day, the headline of the paper read.... .......


NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN

Ansoknives
02-10-2003, 03:42 PM
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