View Full Version : True Friendship

11-16-2002, 11:23 AM
>>>Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that
>>>always sound good but
>>>never actually come close to reality? Well, here is
>>>a "friendship" poem
>>>that really speaks to true friendship and truth
>>>itself ...

>>>When you are sad, ...
>>>I will help you plot revenge against the sorry
>>>bastard who made you sad.
>>>When you are blue, ...
>>>I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>>>When you smile, .
>>>I'll know you finally got laid.
>>>When you are scared, ...
>>>I will rag you about it every chance I get.
>>>When you are worried, .
>>>I will tell you horrible stories about how much
>>>worse it could be and to
>>>quit whining.
>>>When you are confused...
>>>I will use little words to explain it to your dumb
>>>When you are sick.....
>>>Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
>>>want whatever you have.
>>>When you fall, .
>>>I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>>>This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may
>>>ask? Because you're my friend!

11-17-2002, 07:56 PM
I had this one forwarded to me 2-3yrs ago...and in turn sent it to a good friend, but instead of hitting reply to sender only..I somehow also sent it to the rest of his family, including his elderly mother that never seemed to like me much anyway.:D :D